
You alright?
My name’s Craig. I’m an alien…
I had to escape my planet…
My homeland was invaded by potholes and orange dinghy’s, so I had to abandon my tattoo studio and flee for my life.
All I could pack was my laptop, tattoo machine, and a few pairs of underpants, then I set off to find a new home.
Since landing here in Spain, I mostly lie around in the sun, and build daft websites, but I need some work so I can pretend I’m a real person.

CALL
I don’t yet know the local language, but I manage by speaking in art.
Mainly, I use my skills in graphics, print, web, tattoos, murals & portraits.
Also, I know how to start and run a business.
I think I would like to stay here forever, so I need to turn my skills into euros somehow.

Menu’s, business cards, websites, signage, exhibitions… if it’s print or web based, I can do it.
I also do portraits, murals, tattoos, sculpture… the list is pretty endless.
If you like my work and feel I can help, then get in touch, and we’ll meet up for a nice coffee and a chat.
I’m looking forward to it!